caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

(via a-spider)

cnnbreakingofficial:

omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down

(via 0nederland)

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via sidewayscharleston)

cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

(via xd0llfacex)